Sunday, May 30, 2010


Well its official, the 90s are the new 80s. Time to get back into the 90ular grove by reintroducing yourself to... MOUSE BALLS




Remember these things? That little ball was fun fun to play with. But then some potato chip crum would get in there and youd have to clean it out. Dont you miss those days? Spinning the ball with your fingers just for fun…Taking it out and seeing if it bounced...

Not sure if this is real…http://www.mouseballz.com/

Id like to think that this IBM memo from back in the day is real...

"Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."

Im sure dog safety advocates rejoiced with the introduction of laser mice:

Do you miss mouse balls?

Are you going to order a 30 pack from mouseballz.com just to stimulate the economy?

Are dogs slash kids more at risk from swallowing a mouse ball or being blinded by a mouse laser?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hahaha. I was just thinking about 90s things that are getting "hip". Pretty soon hipsters will be whippin out check books for their Urban Outfitter's purchases.