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How would you like to spend your summer lying and ripping off people??

Well then sell your soul to a summer sales company and get to it!

Not already convinced? Let me change that…

- Instead of getting a real job that allows you to gain experience working with coworkers, you can compete against them on who can make the most money for the company!

- Touch up on your skill set for misinforming, manipulating, misleading, exaggerating, and straight scaring people into committing to a large one-time payment or deceivingly small monthly costs, whether they can afford it or not!

- Meet other cool and interesting young people who were also allured to summer sales by the promises of ‘huge motha effin paychecks’, fohawks, and ‘relivin the mish!’