Showing posts with label douches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douches. Show all posts

Sunday, June 6, 2010

ADVERTISEMENT

How would you like to spend your summer lying and ripping off people??

Well then sell your soul to a summer sales company and get to it!

Not already convinced? Let me change that…

- Instead of getting a real job that allows you to gain experience working with coworkers, you can compete against them on who can make the most money for the company!

- Touch up on your skill set for misinforming, manipulating, misleading, exaggerating, and straight scaring people into committing to a large one-time payment or deceivingly small monthly costs, whether they can afford it or not!

- Meet other cool and interesting young people who were also allured to summer sales by the promises of ‘huge motha effin paychecks’, fohawks, and ‘relivin the mish!’