Interview with Rod Kimble the music critic

After completing Operation Fiscal Jackhammer, stuntman extraordinaire, Rod Kimble has spent time reviewing authentic musical albums such as this new release from LCD Soundsystem:

incandescentbanter: So Rod, first listen, what did you think?

Rod: WHat I first thought WHas, hey, this sounds a lot like their previous release, Sound of Silver, but I dont think thats a bad thing cause that CD WHas awesome. But overall, I liked this album instantly, the next day.

incandescentbanter: Is it an LCD evolving and improving their sound, or is it about the same album each release?

Rod: Im gonna be honest with you, they have continued producing their longer, beat-building songs, but its totally fine, I can dance pretty good to their songs and I like to party.

incandescentbanter: So would you say this album is cool beans?

Rod: Ummm yea, lyrics anrnt the best, and its easy to get bored with a couple of the songs (Drunk Girls, All I Want), but at times its very catchy and just makes you want to move. Cool beans.

incandescentbanter: Well thanks Rod for the interv… Rod: Hoobastank!

LCD Soundsystem

This is happening

DFA 2010

7.5

My fave song

Interview with ELMO the music critic

Although ELMO is more known for his career as a childrens entertainer, his recent retirement has lead to success in critiquing new releases from relevant artists. Heres his latest:

incandescentbanter: Tell us about the initial reaction from the latest from Crystal Casltes?

ELMO: Well, Elmo had high expectations for their highly anticipated second release and Elmo has to say, they were well met.

incandescentbanter: Whats good about the album?

ELMO: From Elmos experience with children Elmos learned that simple is good, and most of CCs songs follow the same, simple layout of ABA(B+A). Also, bass beats are driven hard in every song of this album which tickles me just right.

incandescentbanter: Any minuses?

ELMO: 'Drowned in Sound’ described their music this way : "ferocious, asphyxiating sheets on warped one-dimensional Mario Paint loops and bruising drum bombast that beats into the heart with sheer shrill force, and burrowing deeply into the mind of free thought like a fever," if youre into that kind of stuff you wont be disappointed.

Crystal Castles

Crystal Castles (Fiction)

8.0

Here's a song.