So lately thinking bout old people. Really cant wait to be an old guy myself. I have big plans:
How to spend time: Sit on an ole porch on a comfy chair watching the front lawn. Yell at any person under the age of 35 to stay off the grass. Call anyone under the age of 35 a ‘whippersnapper,’ or ‘wanker.’
How to cover my wrinkly body: An old plaid flat cap. A Hawaiian print button up for summer, and a fugly sweater for winter. And golf knickers just to stay stylin.
Maybe Ill pick up a self destructing habit and ‘hope it works out’ like it did for this lady.
Are you scared of getting old?
How can I make my ‘golden years into ‘platinum yeas’? Or better yet, ‘unobtanium years’ {via Avatar}?
Do you believe that life will bring you full circle {via diapers}?
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