Interview with ELMO the music critic
Although ELMO is more known for his career as a childrens entertainer, his recent retirement has lead to success in critiquing new releases from relevant artists. Heres his latest:
incandescentbanter: Tell us about the initial reaction from the latest from Crystal Casltes?
ELMO: Well, Elmo had high expectations for their highly anticipated second release and Elmo has to say, they were well met.
incandescentbanter: Whats good about the album?
ELMO: From Elmos experience with children Elmos learned that simple is good, and most of CCs songs follow the same, simple layout of ABA(B+A). Also, bass beats are driven hard in every song of this album which tickles me just right.
incandescentbanter: Any minuses?
ELMO: 'Drowned in Sound’ described their music this way : "ferocious, asphyxiating sheets on warped one-dimensional Mario Paint loops and bruising drum bombast that beats into the heart with sheer shrill force, and burrowing deeply into the mind of free thought like a fever," if youre into that kind of stuff you wont be disappointed.
Crystal Castles 