So lately thinking bout old people. Really cant wait to be an old guy myself. I have big plans:

How to spend time: Sit on an ole porch on a comfy chair watching the front lawn. Yell at any person under the age of 35 to stay off the grass. Call anyone under the age of 35 a ‘whippersnapper,’ or ‘wanker.’

How to cover my wrinkly body: An old plaid flat cap. A Hawaiian print button up for summer, and a fugly sweater for winter. And golf knickers just to stay stylin.

Maybe Ill spend my time playing viddy games to relive my arthritis.

Maybe Ill pick up a self destructing habit and ‘hope it works out’ like it did for this lady.

Are you scared of getting old?

How can I make my ‘golden years into ‘platinum yeas’? Or better yet, ‘unobtanium years’ {via Avatar}?

Do you believe that life will bring you full circle {via diapers}?

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Well its official, the 90s are the new 80s. Time to get back into the 90ular grove by reintroducing yourself to... YAK BAK

Remember these things? Its amazing how such a simple electronic device could win the hearts of so many children and the Toys’r’us charge of so many parents.

Apparently they took it a lot further than just the ‘Say It’ and ‘Play It’…

In case a girl wants one I guess. Why is it that the girl one that can say “Loser” and “Hate It”

Yak Bak + Giga Pets = Yak Live with “Awesome Graphics!”

Were Talkboys better because of the strategic product placement?

Do you miss slash never got into the Yak Bak craze?

Should I carry a Yak Bak at all times ‘just in case’?

Were Yak Baks a better kids fad than Zanybandz?

Interview with Lisa Simpson the Music Critic

Lisa Simpson has recently been appointed as head of music reviews for Springfield’s leading newspaper, The Springfield Shopper. Her latest review is of Under a Different Sky, by vocalist, Via Tania:

incandescentbanter: So Lisa, how would you describe Tania’s music?

Lisa: It packs a unique style of ambience, jazzy riffs, electronic sampling, measured bass beats. Real easy on the ears, but full of emotion. It could use a little more saxophone though.

incandescentbanter: In what situation do you see yourself enjoying this CD the most?

Lisa: It would have to be in the library café with some nice Sennheiser headphones, while reading some Descartes.

incandescentbanter: Favourite thing about the album?

Lisa: Her voice. It is provoking and sophisticated to say the least.

Via Tania

Under a Different Sky

Chocolate Industries 2003

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